Tongues of a thousand serpents
May 24th, 2006 by mindfistA rare, err…concession on
my part: this blog space is pathetic.
And so, by way of atonement,
I am declaring from this moment on that I will post at least one piece here
each week for the benefit of those who still happen to care.
This mandatory pledge on my
part is in response to forecasts made by reliable sources that if I desist from
blogging, there would assuredly be mass looting and rioting in the streets in
the coming days. Not that there was anything preventing the later from occurring,
given the fragile political situation in the country, largely credited to a
bogus leader who simply refuses to step down.
Openly risking being accused of
one-upmanship and self-aggrandizement, my duty to public service overrides any
of these in order to satisfy the genuine seekers of enlightened discourse.
After all, The Figurehead is nothing if
not magnanimous.
Besides, conditions have
rendered it easier to write. Also, due to their straightforward character (the regime
is not saving anything for pretension in its application of despotism),
national developments have made social commentaries mere reiterations of the
obvious.
And so, to formally make the
pact, I shall restate – or more appropriately, paraphrase – in such creativity
only attributable to yours truly (or perhaps only matched by the sophisticated
spin normally employed by Arroyo’s bankrolled trouble-shooters) what has been
expounded above:
“By the tongues of a
thousand serpents, I swear that this time I shall deliver.”
If by any chance I fail, I shall
think of a good excuse.
As my first sign of
earnestness, I would like to inform all of you that I have finally settled on a
format – or theme, if you will – to serve as a simple and precise standard for
determining topics for my weekly instalments of sorts:
I will tackle any and all
subjects under the sun.
No stone shall be left
unturned, barring prioritization. From the mundane to the multifaceted;
from the appealing to the malodorous; from the seemingly insignificant to the
most celebrated of events of the day. The articles will involve hypothesis-laying,
research (and in some cases, direct experimentation), exposition and
clarification, conclusion-making and finally, call(s) to action.
A sort of disclaimer is in
order, of course. I do not profess to infallibility, nor guarantee veracity and
efficacy of what I lay out before you here. Some may be embellished or products
of guesswork. Others may simply be untrue. The best way, however, is
still to prove it for yourselves. Active participation is strongly espoused and
direct struggle against the forces of darkness will eventually (and most
assuredly) yield affirmation of the truth.
Pontification at its finest.
Be accordingly advised that
voluntarily sending post-dated checks are most welcome. Libel suits, however,
are frowned upon.
Mind also that I may at
times provide suggestions on going about the eternal problematic called Life,
but such “advice” cannot be accepted as absolute truth as their application is
entirely contingent upon one’s preferences (or the depth of one’s pockets,
actually), and general outlook in life. But if you feel you would rather stack
your mental orifices with recommendations from persons of notoriety such as
Justice Secretary Raul Gonzales, despite the obvious lies he peddles like
spoiled fish, you are beyond hope.
Mind further that it was
only recently that I have begun to fathom the intricate process of blogging.
After recently gravitating from email noob to YM adept, I’m sure many will
appreciate my efforts to once again tread on unfamiliar ground. I am compelled
to say, though, that this phenomenon of blogging has turned into an absolute
craze consuming MF-types across the country. Recognizing that time waits for no
one, I simply will not allow myself to be left behind. But I digress. Rest
assured this will be a subject for a future post.
Well, maybe.
That said, I now proceed to
my chosen topic for this week: GREED.
Ah – undoubtedly a practical
skill that has served well many a surviving dinosaur in this dying era of
cutthroat economics. Many names immediately come into mind: Lucio Tan, Danding
Cojuangco, the unrepentant proprietors of Nestle, George Bush, Lolit Solis, the
Marcoses, and the current favorite of human rights groups, and any individual
who has even an iota of sense left in his or her mind: Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo.
Entering the key word from
the ever-reliable dictionary.com yields the following definitions:
Greed (noun) 1: excessive
desire to acquire or possess more (especially more material wealth) than one
needs or deserves 2: reprehensible acquisitiveness; insatiable desire for
wealth (personified as one of the deadly sins) [syn: avarice, covetousness,
rapacity, avaritia].
Seems straightforward
enough. But to better understand the word, I will proceed to use it in a
sentence:
“A person, in his greed,
would expectedly vie for the icing, but in the process misses out on the cake
altogether.”
Should rare cases of
difficulty in comprehending concepts forwarded herein arise, be advised that
any statement I issue here shall be interpreted liberally in favor of common
sense (and in the name of cheap, spam-free entertainment). I hope this will
finally put to rest all disputes concerning my integrity as an upstanding
citizen of society. Those who persist in defiance shall be dragged out into the
streets and be beaten to a pulp. The exercise is in vogue anyway, considering
that the purported highest official of the land has made more than ample use of
this recourse to cling to her tenuous position.
Objectively speaking, greed
can be a strong motivational attribute, driving some to commit the unthinkable
and most reprehensible of deeds. Unsatisfied with the emoluments that accompany
her position of influence and privilege, Arroyo and her family engaged in the
lucrative enterprise of Jueteng, an illegal numbers game, which incidentally
was one of the principal grounds for the ouster of her predecessor, Erap.
Deeming her three years of pampered existence, rarefied in the delectable
confines of high office, was not enough, Arroyo took to the extent of diverting
public funds and making extensive use of the military establishment to cheat
her way to another term during the 2004 elections.
The current political crisis
of the Arroyo regime is not only laced with greed as icing is to the cake; it
is actually founded upon and consumed by greed. The muzzling of the critical
press, the stonewalling of all possible avenues for national redemption; the
outright killings of activists and members of the recognized political
opposition – all committed in the name of satisfying one’s unreasonable
yearning for something beyond what one rightfully deserves.
Yet, somehow, we’re certain that the greedy shall, in time, receive
their just deserts.